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      1 year ago

      The evidence before the court is

      Incontrovertible, there’s no need for

      The jury to retire

      In all my years of judging

      I have never heard before

      Of someone more deserving

      Of the full penalty of law

      The way you made them suffer

      Your exquisite wife and mother

      Fills me with the urge to defecate!

      Since, my friend, you have revealed your

      Deepest fear,

      I sentence you to be exposed before

      your peers—

      TEAR DOWN THE WALL!