The evidence before the court is

Incontrovertible, there’s no need for

The jury to retire

In all my years of judging

I have never heard before

Of someone more deserving

Of the full penalty of law

The way you made them suffer

Your exquisite wife and mother

Fills me with the urge to defecate!

Since, my friend, you have revealed your

Deepest fear,

I sentence you to be exposed before

your peers—

TEAR DOWN THE WALL!