“Let’s Play Guitar in a Five Guitar Band” by Minus the Bear

No single muaical piece would cover it all. While I don’t have one of my own, this is what I imagine it is after a couple decades of marriage.

On regular days it is a calm meadow theme.

During good sex, it is like the 1812 Overture. Starts off slow, builds over time, and if everything goes well there is a big crescendo with cannons and everything.

Periods have a wide variety of possibilities, from a light hearted Zelda battle theme to Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.

I am a dwarf, and I’m digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole