Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday.
  • barneypiccolo@lemm.eeEnglish
    44·
    2 days ago

    The head of Homeland SECURITY doesn’t have good enough security to keep her bag from being stolen?

    Probably stolen by a member of her own security detail.

    Fucking hilarious.

    • BobSentMe@lemm.ee
      6·
      2 days ago

      “Hey guys, can we turn off all the cameras so nobody sees the drug deal I’m trying to do?”