I live in a dangerous house.
The foundation is cracked, and I’m pretty sure we have termites.
But my other half is worried about robbers, so I guess we’re reinforcing the locks.
I live in a dangerous house.
The floor is sagging in the kitchen, and I’m pretty sure we have black mold.
But my other half doesn’t trust the banks, so I guess we’re installing a vault.
I live in a dangerous house.
The roof is missing shingles, and I’m pretty sure we have lead paint.
But my other half thinks the government might collapse, so I guess we’re digging a bunker.
I live in a dangerous house.
But thank God, my other half
Is keeping us safe
Short and too on the nose but I needed to get this out of my head. Thanks for reading!
i like it!