[pointing at a chart] Our studies have shown that the leading cause of divorce is marriage
[smug] Therefore, in an attempt to lower the divorce rate, we have enacted a ban on marriage
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Our studies have shown that the leading cause of failed agreements is agreement.
Therefore, in an attempt to lower the failed agreement rate, we have enacted a ban on agreements.
Since the revolutionary discovery of “Banned prerequisite=outcome prevented”, we have brought back the Prohibition to prevent all alcohol related deaths!
If alcohol were a legal construct instead of a physical object, prohibition would have worked.
