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Police identify suspect in Eastmoreland Golf Course search as 'Loony Toon'

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Police identify suspect in Eastmoreland Golf Course search as 'Loony Toon'

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“Officers have not found the suspect, who Milwaukie police identified as 42-year-old Loony John Franklin Toon of Portland.”

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He didn’t have time to paint a tunnel on the side of a wall that only he could pass through, otherwise he would have gotten away.

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