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Stamets@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator to tumblr@lemmy.world · 11 个月前

Security Theater

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    Meanwhile, I get my dong dapped up every time I go through.

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      I had a lady in Cairo working my breasts like she was taking the lids off jars. Hornk hornk hornk. All behind a curtain so my modesty was protected.

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        Common check to see if you have fake screw-on boobs

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          Maybe it happens more than we know in the middle east.

          Any screw on boobies have to go in the trays, no exceptions.

      • qarbone@lemmy.world
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        That’s standard airport procedure: you have to unjar the jugs.

        Personally I can’t be arsed to protect my modesty; I’m trying to get on a flight. Just check the goods and lemme go on.

    • Estradiol Enjoyer @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      that’s called an Alabama Handshake

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      They can’t resist the dong

      • qarbone@lemmy.world
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        11 个月前

        It’s not even ginormous or nothin’

        Madness.

    • LiveLM@lemmy.zip
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      Wassup Mr. Hotcock

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        11 个月前

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