It’s not bhj because it doesn’t follow what a bhj is.

It would have to be set up like:

Don’t use the exploding blender, ow the blender exploded.

It’s random but not “to the woods” random

Like everyone knows what happens when you drink bhj, but that’s the joke they are trying to make.

No one knows what happens when a regular blender explodes. No one knows what “to the woods” means. They aren’t related and just random.