I’ve heard it called “doomer goggles”, but only in very online contexts
Sunglasses?
A shit-scented mustache
The ol’ Dirty Sanchez
I’ve heard a therapist call it “shit-colored glasses.”
fundamentalist lens - nothing can every live up to ridiculous expectations
Shit stained brain.
Someone can probably create an app for that with AR glasses.
In terms of clichés, I’d go with ‘they see the glass as half empty.’
Not exact, but close enough
Rose-colored glasses Vs half-emptied glasses does have a nice ring to it
I think that’s just cynicism or perhaps pessimism.
A jaundiced eye?
My ophthalmologist calls it 20/20.
Cynicism
Shit colored
Regular colored glasses.
Green tinted glasses would be the technical answer.
Sick tinted glasses?
Those sound dope af
Jade-colored glasses?
in photography when a flash light has too much green cast, we put a color correction pink gel filter on it, in that way pink and green are opposite
Exactly
Like Emerald City, lol
Brown-tinted glasses.
Makes everything look like shit.
I’ve seen a lot of various 3 word combos mostly revolving around shit and shot adjacent coloured eye ware and that was my thought as well but one thing I think everyone’s missed is that it you want to try and stick to the template so it’s recognisable the antonym for the phrase but still change enough of it to be clever, we should change tinted as well and I think “tainted” is perfect since it sounds almost the same and has a similar meaning in context but still adds it’s own negative connotations.
“Shit tainted glasses” is the chef’s kiss in my mind. Unless anyone’s got something that means the same or almost the same as glasses but also adds additional negative overtones.
