My homie is town crier
Solar panel salesman
Catnip dealer
He’s been trying to contact you about your vehicle’s extended warranty.
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
Obviously, he’s in sales. He’s sold used cars, satellite TV, dabbled in NFTs, and medical equipment like scooters and stair elevators. Got his start selling those copper bracelets at a mall kiosk in Jersey.
He’s also a toootal stoner, used to have mad nuggz but mostly uses a wax pen these days. Just look at his eyes. Has a little percocet snorting habit.
He’s a fun dude, but don’t trust him and don’t introduce him to your sister.
Unemployed
Journeyman apprentice.
“Do have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Mustafa? He died for our sins, and those of his only begotten son.”
Whatever it is, he advertises by word of meowth
He looks like a bouncer to me :3
He’s a good humour man
He’s the neighbors’ cousin who’s always hanging around, buggin’ ya for some scratch.
Considering the reputation of orange cats, politician?
