axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoSatire is indistinguishable from stupiditylemmy.cafeimagemessage-square250linkfedilinkarrow-up1974arrow-down112file-text
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minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoIt’s true, this place fucking sucks. Welcome to America where you’re free to fuck off and die, here’s your bill, and if you dare have an abortion we’ll throw your routing carcass in jail and bill the infant for it.
minus-squaresturger@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours ago Welcome to America where you’re free to fuck off and die Technically, you’re only free to die if it’s slow and painful. If you try to hurry it along they’ll imprison you for attempting suicide. :-/ /s
It’s true, this place fucking sucks. Welcome to America where you’re free to fuck off and die, here’s your bill, and if you dare have an abortion we’ll throw your routing carcass in jail and bill the infant for it.
Technically, you’re only free to die if it’s slow and painful. If you try to hurry it along they’ll imprison you for attempting suicide. :-/
/s