Nope. I chose to go to school and paid to get educated, not to get grades and piece of paper. No cheating, no cramming … I would only have been paying to cheat myself.
I never, ever, EVER did, and wouldn’t even consider it. I figured if I wanted to prove anything to myself or others by completing school, I should understand what I’m being taught and prove it (I recognize the many flaws in this now, trust me). Until my final semester in college. It was the last semester my scholarship covered, and I was in a class that I had previously dropped for poor grades (the teacher was an absolute troll and thought their shit was gold and graded like it was our very lives we were testing for). It was basically a required elective in my degree program, and I couldn’t give a flying fuck about it. So, I did what literally every other person in that class did and cheated.
And honestly I sometimes wish I did more often; so much of school was some idiot instructor’s ego trip more than any valuable information and I pushed myself WAY too hard.
nah. i may be a punk but i aced my tests using my own head lol
Not intentionally, but in high school we had a test on identification of flowers and plants. The teacher was an older man and he wasn’t good with computers. He was showing pictures from the computer using video projector but didn’t realize that Windows was displaying the filename of each picture in the title bar and each picture was named e.g. “daisy.jpg”. Almost the whole class got full marks on the test except for the unlucky few who sat in the back row and had poor eyesight.
In school: yes, many times. Never was caught either.
We had TI-89 calculators in school. You could load programs on it to show, step by step, how to do quadratic equations. Another teacher in a history class was more manipulable and the students convinced them to allow us to bring in calculators to calculate the difference between dates, and they agreed. So we loaded our calculator up with notes from the computer.
You might be the reason for my story. I helped a bunch of other people cheat but I didn’t, and it was not directly intentional.
We had TI-89s too but we were required to erase all memory and show the output message to the teacher to be allowed to use it.
I was really into some game on my calculator and didn’t want to lose it from wiping my memory. So, I wrote a program that would mimic all the steps as if you erased it and return the same output at the end. Everybody was asking me to share it and they used it on the next test. I did too but I didn’t have anything saved to use to cheat.
Kinda once in college. It was a lab practical. The girl I thought was smart was across stations from me. I tried looking but noticed she had an obvious wrong answer, so I decided to not use her answers.
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I had a professor in college who would do 10 question pop quizzes from time to time. He would always have the answer key stapled to the front of the envelope as he passed them out. I have good spatial recognition and would always crack a joke to him when he got to me just so he’d pause for a second and I could memorize the pattern real quick. I’d fill out the answers in under 30 seconds and just pretend I took it.
🤔 sounds like you had a pretty smart professor if he walked around displaying the answers to his quiz…
I’ve smuggled things into tests just to see if I could, but I’ve never actually used that to answer something.
All the time! I do this thing where, before the test, I look over the subject matter and store the information in my head, letting me breeze through the questions.
In seriousness, no. But I’ve definitely been cheated off of.
I almost kinda involuntarily cheated and almost got flunked out of college. Comp sci major, forced to do a partner programming assignment. Met up with the dude and banged out like 75% of the project in the first meeting. After that, he kept dodging and rescheduling and giving excuses yadda yadda why he couldn’t meet up. Finally, just before the deadline, he says he’ll finish and submit it. I reluctantly agree (mostly because I was over a barrel at this point). The dumbass submitted his buddy’s version from the previous semester and it got flagged as a 99% match. We both had to face an academic dishonesty committee and plea our cases. Thankfully he fessed up (and I showed chat transcripts and screen shots) and he got an F in the class and a suspension of some kind. I think the prof actually kinda took pity on me because I was supposed to get a zero on the assignment, but I was a pretty crappy student anyway and that would’ve tanked my whole grade, so I think she just averaged my grades or something and I got a C+ overall.
Not on my own behalf, but have helped others a couple of times.
I used to cheat the credit system by taking mind-blowingly easy exams from management courses (they’re literally all the same) or from business studies (half of them are like maths for dummies). Weird minor courses were extra fun, and sometimes actually interesting to do read a book for.
Zero studying, just sign up for the course if it doesn’t have an attendance requirement, take the test, free credit! Sometimes you could even shape those wildly unrelated courses into a Minor, which I how I have 4 minors on my diploma (1 normal one, 3 Frankenminors I assembled myself out of whatever I had already).
I used to do that with a few friends, and we almost got in trouble once for telling the truth (“no, showing up to class isn’t mandatory and we’re pretty sure we can pass the exam with zero effort”). There were zero rules against this, and the only harm was to the professor’s egos, but I did get several stern talkings to.
One year I only had a single evening course… I used this technique too.
The only downside is the reoccurring nightmares where I forgot to graduate.
Only once.
9th grade physics.
The teacher used an overlay to grade our multiple choice tests, and in a few spots, I’d mark two answers. I got caught, earned my crappy C, and never cheated again.
I hated physics.
