• Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      10·
      1 month ago

      Unfortunately I can not directly alter the human mind as it’s against the wizard code of ethics :( But I do that on my own and try to do my best to remove ignorance and hate from the minds of people with the power of projecting compassion where possible. If a human is too deep in their own ignorance, then I try to protect others around them to the best of my ability.

      • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
        6·
        1 month ago

        We’ll I guess I’ll just have to let the SCP Foundation know that I’ve found a dangerous reality bender. Unless you want to rethink that stance.

        • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
          6·
          1 month ago

          I mean… I’m just a jobless dude with a long beard… spare some change? No wizardry or magic hoopity poopitys here sir.

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
        2·
        1 month ago

        Ok, then put a “truthiness” meter on all media, which can’t be removed. It should not beat around the bush: if something is a lie, it should say “lie!” If someone is lying, it should say “liar!” If someone truly believes something, but are simply wrong or misinformed, it should have a truthiness meter.

        It should do this for all news, anything masquerading as news, and televangelists. Fiction presented as fiction without pretense of being fact is exempt.

        The meter should resist all attempts at hiding, filtering, and removal. It should apply to all media.

        • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
          2·
          1 month ago

          I … uh … did I tell you I can conjure a sandwich? Sandwiches are pretty nice. And takes away the helpless feeling we have when we can’t directly affect the world in the way we would like to.

          A sandwich will restore your energy, give you a sense of control (since you choose what your sandwich is made out of) and encourages you to make noise, sign petitions and spread the word about the dangers of mis/disinformation and why someone would want to spread such information.

          Conjure your sandwich, then plant the seed of that truthmeter into the minds of people.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      15·
      1 month ago

      I feel like I shouldn’t joke about this one as it might be more than a flu, so I won’t write a joke comment. I sincerely hope that your niece gets better and I wish them strenght to fight biology against all odds. I know that your niece is loved, because you writing this comment means that they are in your thoughts, and that makes me happy.

      Love them unconditionally and you will also give them strength to carry on and fight their body or external attacks against the body. The world throws shit at us every chance it gets, but your niece is a strong warrior who has survived until now. Support them, give them love, be there for them so they can build up their strenght when it’s momentarily waining.

  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
    12·
    1 month ago

    Can you bring me some of that “existential wonder” feeling, you know, the opposite of existential dread? I’ve been having a bit of a surplus of the latter, if anyone wants any…

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      7·
      1 month ago

      Granted, please study this scroll (website): https://www.gapminder.org/

      (BEFORE YOU ENTER THAT WEBSITE READ THIS: I know people are incredibly pessimistic about good news on lemmy, but please know that the linked website was created by Hans Rosling (RIP), his family and the foundation they created to carry on his work. Hans Rosling was a swedish physician and an academic who wrote “Factfulness” (that I highly recommend to everyone, even though it was pre-corona pandemic) and who believed in a better world enough to dedicate his life to make it better)

  • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works
    8·
    1 month ago

    Giant Space Laser that automatically zaps the 100 evilest people in the world each day. Determined by who negatively impacted the quality of life of the most people that day.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      4·
      1 month ago

      Done, but it can’t penetrate a specific magical shield (sunscreen) and it’s eco friendly so it’s a bit slow. Gets faster with time though as the evil people keep doing evil things and unfortunately doesn’t discriminate who it zaps :( wear your magishields (sunscreen)!

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      6·
      1 month ago

      This is an impossible task unfortunately as we haven’t been able to find a way to reverse aging with magic despite millenia of dedicated research into magic. You must continue living as an adult/young woman, Lena, or talk to a dark alchemist or a warlock.

  • Guidy@lemmy.world
    6·
    1 month ago

    Please write BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER permanently into the sky above each continent high enough and large enough to be seen by all. If a continent has a predominant language it can be in that language and if the math and physics work out it could even be by nation or region.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      7·
      1 month ago

      I’m sorry today is all about bending, unbendings only on monday and tuesday between 11:11 - 13:23 :(

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      4·
      1 month ago

      You have been granted an evening with your favourite drink, snacks, and favourite form of relaxation/entertainment media at home. You may also cancel any plans on short notice tonight without any repercussions or possible damage to your relationships due to cancellations.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      2·
      1 month ago

      Sadly I can’t alter others directly due to Wizard Code of Ethics… But yeah we as a species should collectively chill the fuck out I agree.

        • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
          2·
          1 month ago

          I’ll… Erm… Additionally bring muffins with the cookies to the library (work) tomorrow that I promised in a comment below. And double the- no triple the amount!

  • The Rizzler@feddit.orgEnglish
    3·
    1 month ago

    regulate all social media, tech, telecom companies, video sharing sites and payment processors as public utility

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      3·
      1 month ago

      I try to cast spells and curses, but we need unity. For higher powers to regulate them we need to make the high council hear our spells and join our chants (vote in every election).

      I cast (my vote) spell in your cause.