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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.

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Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

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  That’s the bad news.

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