James Edwin Yokeley Jr. — the 66-year-old Republican chairman of the Surry County, North Carolina, Board of Elections — faces serious criminal charges after authorities in Wilmington, North Carolina, revealed he allegedly slipped illegal drugs into his granddaughters' ice cream.According to Raleigh,...
yeah wtf was his endgame here? waste perfectly good drugs on a minor? be a fucking creep?
Well… The latter option seems to be a requirement for being a Republican, sooo