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minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·10 days agoIt turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time. No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 days agoCrabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·10 days agoI wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 days agoWhy don’t we get replaceable teeth?
minus-squareTeddE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 days agoWe have the free trial of replaceable teeth. The first replacement is free, after that it gets expensive.
minus-squarechuckleslord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-29 days agoPlus, functional immortality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.
minus-squareValo85@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 days agoTurtles eat jellyfish. And so do the Chinese. That immorality be tasty.
minus-squarescratchee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoPlus they cleverly evolved ahead of time to be camouflaged against all our plastic pollution, so their few predators keep choking on plastic bags instesd
It turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time.
No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
Crabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
I wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
Why don’t we get replaceable teeth?
We do though? Just once.
We have the free trial of replaceable teeth. The first replacement is free, after that it gets expensive.
Plus, functional immortality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.
Turtles eat jellyfish. And so do the Chinese. That immorality be tasty.
Plus they cleverly evolved ahead of time to be camouflaged against all our plastic pollution, so their few predators keep choking on plastic bags instesd
Immortality
Jellyfish hate consent.