He works all year. He spends the rest of the year managing a huge toy making operation, keeps a list of everyone on the earth updated, and runs a reindeer farm. He’s a very hard working jolly old dude.
He works all year. He spends the rest of the year managing a huge toy making operation
Make up your mind: does he work or does he look at others working?
keeps a list of everyone on the earth updated
So does Google Adsense
runs a reindeer farm
Nah, a rich dude like him has other people doing the actual work there too.
he’s a very hard working jolly old dude
Nah, he’s a crotchety old billionaire slave driver with an expensive PR team.
can we keep christmas after thanksgiving. please?
Should be annimage of Clarence Thomas on one of his paid vacations.
The original r/antiwork user
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that ‘Santa’ is a lazy anagram for ‘Satan’.
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