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His head on a pike would be preferrable to both.

The doctor looked at me with tears in his eyes and said: “You have the tiniest penis that I have examined”

As long aa you can squeeze a “DEMS” in there you’re good to go

Vernichtung durch Arbeit has always been capitalism’s end goal

This is guy who allegedly made prostitutes pee on the bed the Obamas slept in. It’s easier to guess what compromising thing he didn’t do.

Buy a refurbished Pixel and slap GrapheneOS on it

It isn’t even like that, Alphabet is humoring Trump and the global far right because it’s more profitable, just like being “woke” was more profitable for them in the past.

It’s what shitty politicians do.

He thinks he holds the purse strings. We’ll use it to carry his head to the jeu de paume court.

Don’t trash “organized gangs”, they’re better at what they do than ICE

10 Richest Americans Have Gained Stolen $700 Billion in Wealth Since Trump Reelection

Once you get to the SC they’ll just roll ever for Trump

You don’t want the guy who praised Kirk and Bannon and who does photo ops removing homeless people from their camps? Picky voter /s

Se can call one Romulus and the other Augustus, if it’s not too on the nose

A small step for a man, a giant step for griftkind

Republicans eat asparaguses before pissing on you, Dems eat pineapple.

And yet both legacy and new media unironically tells you to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps

That doesn’t sound like satire either and it wouldn’t be his job anyway.

I mean, technically: the most powerful man in the world cannot do satire, because it requires punching up.

Bulgaria offered passage