I wanted to listen to one specific song. I searched for it on Metrolist, selected the top result and the app notified me that due to age restrictions in my country I would have to log in or sign up to listen to it. I mean, why can’t the public library in my neighborhood stream music then? I have a library card in my wallet with my picture, name and address on it. Why do I have to pay for streaming services? Back in the day a copy of your book had to be available at the main national library. By analogy a copy of your media content should be available for viewing and borrowing. Sorry for the rant.

If Hamas didn’t exist Israel would invent it.

He had a serious work accident and couldn’t afford proper surgery, so he’s forced to go to work with an arm sewed back on backward.

If the switched side ne would paraded around as the Spostate and then quickly forgotten

Imagine snuggling up to a pet polar bear.

An ankylosaurus magniventris.

That and the toxic grandpa who knows that everybody hates him and puts up with his sadistic bullshit because of the inheritance and is making sure to get a kick out of it.

Ne wants so bad to be a king that the hasn’t even considered the possibility of ending up with his head chopped off.

Xi Jin Ping waved a wad of US Treasury Bonds and then slapped him across the face with it.

British sci-FI: nuclear war. Almost everyone dead. Bit of a Tuesday, innit?

First they came for the Treema users…

The American Service-Members’ Protection Act (ASPA), known as the Hague Invasion Act[1] (Title 2 of Pub. L. 107–206 (text) (PDF), H.R. 4775, 116 Stat. 820, enacted August 2, 2002), is a United States federal law described as “a bill to protect United States military personnel and other elected and appointed officials of the United States government against criminal prosecution by an international criminal court to which the United States is not party.”[2] The text of the ASPA has been codified as subchapter II of chapter 81 of title 22, United States Code. The act gives the president power to use “all means necessary and appropriate to bring about the release of any U.S. or allied personnel being detained or imprisoned by, on behalf of, or at the request of the International Criminal Court”[3] (ICC), located in The Hague, Netherlands.

Nothing, the signing bonus was just bait for gullible MAGA people

Israel would definitely fire nukes back.

He cares about Ivanka because incest would let him finally one up Epstein

Quick, let me distract my constituents from the dire conditions they’re living in

American exceptionalism at its finest

You won’t change. It’s the dark side of American exceptionalism.

That would require testing on human subjects first. I’m not saying that this administration wouldn’t pull off a Tuskegee 2: Electric Boogaloo, but…

Google is sucking on the Pentagon’s teat, they would eat shit straight from Trump’s diaper rather than shut it down.