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Wait, what happened to chubby emu and medlife crisis?

This is Saint Paul erasure! They’re not based in Minneapolis at all!

Last Christmas is also in the all-surrounding Christmas playlist, I’m in the US and I’ve got friends who play Whamageddon every year. I’m reminded that they play by their posts on socials about when they inevitably lose the game.

My keys are attached to my chain wallet, and my chain wallet is attached to the pants I’m wearing for the next few days.

Thankfully I haven’t forgotten the pants yet.

You say brainrot like it’s something bad.

I love how so many people clearly didn’t read the entire post, lol.

That’s $125/hr. That’s a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I’m not called slurs.

I think they’ve gotten better, or the ones a lot of people are familiar with are just kinda miserable. I’m most familiar with the ones from when I worked at Disney’s Animal Kingdom like fifteen years ago. They were texturally kinda strange and would get mushy at the top partway through an American-sized soda. They used those straws because the regular plastic ones could have been harmful to some of the animals in the park and I was lead to believe that those straws were pretty common in zoos in general.

HRT is magic, but don’t expect these results from it alone, either there’s Photoshop at play or she’s had a decent amount of plastic surgery (no shade either way), I’m a trans guy and I used to be extremely curvy and I didn’t even look like this. I’m just saying this because I think unrealistic expectations from hormones can cause a really bad time for some people.

Hooters’ wing sauce is actually pretty good. I used to be able to buy it in my local grocery store and I’d toss veggie nuggets in it. And I suspect as long as it’s still hot by the time you get it (bit of a gamble I know) buffalo wings probably do better with delivery than a lot of other options.

I haven’t seen them outside of nerd spaces in years, but the hypothetical coworkers might be entertained by American Gashapon. I think the Japanese ones are always higher quality stuff than ours but there were some entertaining toy lines in those.

Oh, that reminds me, I’ve got a milk crate full of old ham radio stuff. I should get my license and see if any of it still works…

It’s still a heavily gendered insult in the US, possibly Canada too, but censoring doesn’t change that either way. Australia and other English speaking countries ‘cunt’ is a lot less problematic and the Internet is international so… just fucking swear on the fediverse, nobody is stopping you as long as you’re not on an instance with a word filter, lol.

There’s also FrogFind that’s a wrapper for DDG that’ll let you actually view (some of) those results on some ridiculous hardware.

My roommate does this with their cat. Now whenever anyone operates a can opener the cat comes running and MEOWS, even though in my case it’s never tuna.

No kitty, you don’t want my black beans. Stop.

There’s a new history memes community, !historymemes@piefed.social, and the breathing-challenged Jesus is active there.

She has some absolutely wild takes.

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2531254-aellagirl

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

You assume they wiped. Touching your asshole is gay or something.