Urethra Franklin
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Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I got my date at the family reunion...
2·2 years agoOEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings
3·2 years agoSave big money at My Nards!
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Fake news, fake penis...
552·2 years agoDepends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websitetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•You had to hold it up to a candle.English
2·2 years agoI found it clunky and cumbersome. Hate on me for not discovering Linux sooner, but on XP, Windows Media Player did the same job more efficiently for me.
I will say, though, I moved away from optical media as soon as I could.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websitetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•You had to hold it up to a candle.English
1·2 years agoHeh.
You said “wood.”
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do I stop hating children?
2·2 years agoHow would you know? You’re sleeping.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
politics @lemmy.world•GOP hopeful blasted for post showing tree ornaments of Democrats in nooses
3·2 years agoDark Helmet : Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.
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News@lemmy.world•More couples are choosing a ‘dual income, no kids’ lifestyle
31·2 years agoUsername checks out.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
8·2 years agoWould you like to play a game?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
News@lemmy.world•Panera Bread’s Charged Lemonade blamed for a second death, lawsuit alleges
91·2 years agoCaffeine defense?
Username checks out.
EDIT: That being said, I agree with you for the most part, though I would charge that am exceedingly high caffeine level such as this should be clearly labeled.
The scary part for me is that, while this gentleman lived independently, I wonder if he would have been able to make the responsible choice to limit his intake or choose another drink if he was aware of the stimulant effects. Developmental disabilities can vastly alter critical thinking of things like that.
Bummer of a situation all around.
A penne for your thoughts?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Memes@lemmy.ml•In Germany we say "Arbeitnehmerrechte" and I think that's beautiful
1·2 years agoCompletely missed it. My mistake.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's an easy yet useful skill that everyone should learn?
3·2 years agoBiblical or modern?
Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Memes@lemmy.ml•In Germany we say "Arbeitnehmerrechte" and I think that's beautiful
2·2 years agoThe difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn’t always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).
I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I’m 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.
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News@lemmy.world•California jogger charged over killing of homeless man blocking sidewalk
3·2 years ago“Put them in the camel clutch, break his back, fuck his ass, and make him humble!”


Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.
He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.