Gotta say this made me much more worried about bioweapons and how good the Army is at surveillance

Surely our obvious satire of worshipping the Torment Nexus will not backfire

The slop must flow!

Now I can’t get the image of someone spraying firefighting foam with PFAS like cool whip into a full wineglass out of my head

They’ve shown they don’t like it when a brown man with a Middle Eastern name tries to give them healthcare

Sure, just attend their crypto event

If there’s any organization that we can count on to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory it’s the DNC

Figure out how to lie more effectively

Even TTRPGs aren’t safe from the Greater Portland Polycule

No encryption though :(

Eviscerate

Not really a solution without something on iOS

I’ve given up on trying to configure Teams audio, it’ll just reset next update so why even try?

Nah man he’s banned from all Disney theme parks now

https://scratch.mit.edu/

What this list tells me is wait five years before trying any new Google product to see if they’re serious

This is the worst possible new Stargate TV series

M. Night Worldbuilder

“We purposely trained him wrong… as a joke.”

Having the Army Corps of Engineers build a million houses would be incredible for this country