CBAT. Get the rest of the galaxy in the mood.

So you’re probably not in the control group

That’s the built in leaf blower to make sure that the runway is clear for autumn landings. Most airports have their own de-leafing crews, but not all of them.

They were mandated to be installed after a string of landing crashes in the 90s got people making “fall” jokes too often, which upset the FAA.

Hmmm… now I want a penicillin. ‘Course I always want a penicillin.

The cocktail, not the antibiotic. But it will cure what ails you…

Heh, yeah I was gonna make people guess which one was “north” for Montreal

Oh, what a terrible day to have eyes

The employees must be crushed to hear this