Descartes said it best. The only thing I can know for sure is that I do, in fact, exist.

Can confirm, was an edgy atheist when I was 14 then real life managed to chill me the fuck out.

I’ll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

Friend: Brings up really cool idea for something to do

Me: Awesome! When do you wanna do it?

Friend: blank stare uhhh, I’ll have to figure it out, this week isn’t good

EVERY TIME

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This is why as much as much as I don’t wanna die, I hope we never unlock the secret to immortality. At least for now billionaires and fascists all die eventually.

Level 18?

Is there a specific name for that type of clinic? You got me curious now.

Don’t forget about my boy Dante Basco. Dude nailed playing the insecure antagonist who later becomes friends with the main character years before Zuko.

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, That’s a Moray!

Oh fuck I can’t unsee it

oof ouch my bones

Neither does anyone really, it’s a mystery physics has been trying to solve for the past 97 years.

Indeed, it’s necessary in order to sync its Direct Intervention Combustible Kinetics via the Tactical Information Transmission System.

If you ask me, it’s this combo of DICK and TITS that really makes FUTA special.

“Fuck it we ball” led to some of the dumbest choices of my life and I’m lucky to not be in prison or permanently disabled. Path on the left is less glamorous but IMO leads to the far better life.

Not this time, not when a death is involved.

Damn girl you think with that prefrontal cortex?

What an amazing landlord, I’ll make sure to tip extra well this month.

What if we held hands through the grave hole 😳👉👈