It doesn’t work on all systems, but you can try spamming the zero button. My bank has the most annoying robot assistant I’ve ever had to deal with, but I’ve learned if I hit the zero button everytime it asks me something after about 4-5 times it gives up and just transfers me to a person… I have had this work for other companies, but it’s hit or miss.

Dude is wearing a jock strap on the outside of his pants and wonders why no one will talk with him.

I loved my original oculus. I thought it was very well built. I loved it right up until having a Facebook account became mandatory… now I love my value index.

It’s certainly not a luxury sports car, but in the current state of things, I’d say all sports cars are expense as they’re rarely owned or operated as a primary daily drive vehicle. Owning a second car for fun certainly sounds expensive to me.

I hate that you’re probably right.

Not only remains free, but is potentially going to be the president once again.

GET OUT AND VOTE!

From what I’ve seen of this world, morality and wealth rarely, if ever, go together.

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Why would they? That doesn’t sound profitable. /s

I’d fix it, but I am kind of enjoying this newfound power to affect your emotional state.

Two races enter, one race leaves.

Anyone else get irrationally angry when someone calls it the Sahara dessert? No, just me?

It bothers me because “Sahara” is Arabic for desert, so the headline to this article is calling it the desert desert, and apparently, that’s a pet peeve of mine.

I actually prefer being able to choose my own produce and meats.

Edit: I definitely get suckered in by the impulse purchasing though.

Stealing is wrong.

If it was up to me, they wouldn’t be forced to stand all shift or be underpaid, but since I’m not in charge of shit I can’t change their company’s policies.

The lines are usually minimal (1 or 2 people) during the time of day I typically go shopping, and I drive an electric that is charged in my garage.

Yup. There’s no reason they couldn’t have a stool.

I don’t think, nor did I say, they needed to do more. I’m also not particularly fond of small talk, so I dont typically chat with them. They’re paid to do a job, so why would I offer to do that job for free?

I agree with the boomers on this one. I’m not in the habit of providing free labor to a corporation I don’t even work for.