They are if you believe they are.

My local supermarket is having a sale on red bull pink edition at the moment. 75% off. It’s pretty good.

Actually that was 1997

Amazon still uses them.

You’ll still be able to own ammonium nitrate and diesel. Just saying.

Norway is a pretty long country. The north and inland are cold in the winter. But the south west coast is pretty hospitable year round. Norway is generally a lot warmer than you’d expect. I’m up in the arctic and currently have sunflowers growing on my balcony.

ok so it’s not pocket change, but still less than my flat cost

Italy

Then why is every bartender from Maspalomas to Hammerfest Australian?

They’re planning some sort of data centre in Norway. I’m sure it would be a triviality to burry it under a landslide.

We got ours from this place

Not exactly.

Northern Europe is made up almost exclusively of forests and mountains. If you like warmer weather, you can buy an entire abandoned village in Portugal or Italy for pocket change.there are also extensive old growth Forrest’s all over central and eastern Europe.

You should come over to Europe. We have nice food and democracy (in most places. Fuck Orban).

As a side note. I’m not sure if the online sex shops where you live do it but here they do advent calendars, which contain a few filler gifts admittedly but the one my partner and I got cost around €200 and contained about €600 worth of sex toys and came with a free massage wand normally sold for €150. So if you just want a decent variety it’s a pretty good deal.

It’s better here. About a third of the accounts are LGBTQties. Check out https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/ for all your trans related needs. Welcome to the nicer part of the internet.

Oh, we’re not coming back.

I have very malleable vocal chords. I’m currently trying to abuse them into sounding like Eivør. It’ll take time but I will manage it eventually.

Were you laundering money or smuggling cocaine?

I’d start already but if I go through the official channels then a lot of the non hormone related stuff is at least partially covered by the government. Also my SO is somewhat freaking out so waiting until she calms down might not be a terrible idea.

You must have found the panties of infinite gay. I’ve been looking for them for years, but all the chests I open just contain rope and sex toys.