This seems more like a result of extreme alienation and mental illness than any political statement.
Strong echoes of Chris-chan with this one.
This seems more like a result of extreme alienation and mental illness than any political statement.
Strong echoes of Chris-chan with this one.
Speak for yourself. My JO crystal is so supercharged I can levitate up to 6 cm from the ground and yell louder than a police siren.
I have won several fights by blinding my opponent with the flash of the JO crystal as I crank my hog with one hand and swing my crystal with the other.
My seed has become so powerful, I’m banned from donating semen in 17 countries, including Papua New Guinea and the Pharoe Island.
I have channeled the unholy energies from my magnetic wristbands and wooden bracelets to erect a dark labyrinth to contain me so I won’t accidentally break reality apart when I crank my hawg too hard.
Do not underestimate the power of crystals.
Just saying, I’ve never had a virus with Temple OS.
Mpreg Sonic The Hedgehog and The Simpsons cockvore.
Putting Hamster Exploder Operator on my CV.
The “gamer” identity is purely based on mindless consumption regardless of the product’s use value.
You can buy overpriced chairs labeled for gamers. Powdered sugar, called G-fuel. Gamer shades, gamer branded clothes, fucking blue dyed mac and cheese with a picture of fucking Sonic the Hedgehog.
A Gamer will drop his cash on the most random shit as long as it’s marketed for gamers.
You could literally slap a gaming label on a bucket of dogshit and some hyperconsumerist gamerbrained troglodyte will squeal and fork over his lifesavings so he can validate his fake identity as a “gamer.”
What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?
Ever heard of a dino with cancer?
Konosuba is the only decent isekai show, and it would be an even better show if they dropped the in-world video game mechanics.
I’m currently using revanced to browse YouTube on my phone. No ads and it automatically skips over promotional parts in videos.
I never wash my rice
i use the high power water setting on my shower head as a bidet
i throw rocks behind me to distract people so i can adjust my balls while they’re not looking
“Has the economy gone woke?”
Tired of playing supertuxcart.
Pendejo Time.
Jake, a recovering cokehead, trauma dumps about his time as a drug addicted fuck up and his dead father while his friend Thomas grunts out his fever fantasies about talking animals while googling different types of dicks.
Scratches the same itch as cumtown.
But he was sooo cool
Slayers, the anime. I thought emulating Zelgadis and acting all quiet and mysterious would make me look cool and get me a lot of friends.
It didn’t ;_;
I’m currently reading it. I can see why so many people just leave it in the bookshelf.
It’s not a bad book, but God damn does it feel like running a marathon.
Exactly. You want hard ciders? Just get some fruit juice and pour vodka in it.
You want wine? Get some grape juice and pour vodka in it.
You want beer? Just dissolve some stale bread in vodka. It has less sugar. Healthier for you.
drinking anything other than vodka
How can you call yourself a true communist?
Pendejo Time.
Jake and Thomas are two guys with fucked up pasts, just shooting the shit and improvising.
The only podcast that scratches the cumtown itch.
My favourite bit:
https://youtu.be/LZVAzirE60Y