BironyPoisoned [none/use name]

I made this shit up while high on kratom lol. It is a funny idea though.

As someone who does back end, If I was in a locked room with two bullets, one web dev, one Scrum Master, one HR scum, and an 80 year old boomer client who doesn’t understand how the internet works…

I’d shoot the web dev twice.

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Nah, I meant exactly that actually.

I’m a sub for a local Middle school and the kids are so fucked.

Some history teacher taught about the Maine ship explosion and how it was used as a pretense for the Spanish-American War and immediately a group of kids started espousing anti-Spanish views. I thought it was a joke at first but then a kid from Spain got jumped at lunch today and was called an Spanish slur I never even heard of before today.

Sure, here’s a couple from Tech:

• “Web Developer” -> I’m a bad person.
• “Java Developer” -> I drank the OOP cool-aid and gave my first-born to Moloch to not have to deal with garbage collection.
• “Site Reliability Engineer” -> I would murder every single one of my employees for a .2% increase in yearly profits.

Never trust bourgeois weather outlets. Use Marxists books and shamanic trance to divine the answer or else you’re a liberal.

Just hit this and make shit fam.

Barbecue is absolutely a class issue and I have unironically ghosted people over it before.

Yeah, but my good personal friend Nick Mullen of the Adam Friedland Show advertised it to me so now I have to like it.

A liberals understanding The Paradox of Tolerance is that we should have the moral right to be cruel little shits to the political out-group because they do it too.

It proves they never really cared about actually tolerating minorities and correcting their viewpoints. It’s something they shouldn’t do but now that they can they’ll relish it like a white supremacist reading Huck Finn aloud in a black church.