Good duckie duckie!

Look, it’s a squirrel!

Add a disk and migrate to raid 6.

Base solar panel = 14% effecient x 1000 = 14,000% effecient. The only way the math works is if the new panels are 100% efficient and they are referencing a rock as a standard solar panel. I’m calling BS.

Well, you can stuff your wounds with the silky smooth sand and shards institutional toilet paper, me, I’ll be looking like a Yeti with all those tampon strings…Damn!

I’m hoping for Weird AL.

How many times do we have to say it: Please stop naming your baby hippos, “Jeffery Dahmer”.

Good call. I like that.

What’s that? Is it the sound of Energy Cost of Energy knocking at the door? Oh, and look at this, they’ve left a pamphlet titled “The bell tolls for thee, intensive input agricultural base, it tolls for thee”

Yup, I’m guessing that’ll do it all right. Knit a few pairs of socks, and just normalize the world away!

This is why we are doomed. People take a look at the dumpster fire that’s life now and say, “Have you tried knotting socks and not being sad?”

Myself, I reply with what I hope is understanding and compassion, and say, “Yes indeed, things look bleak. You, unknown internet person, are not alone in feeling this way”

Save you some reading time: None of your damn business. Health care is between a doctor and patient and ain’t our concern.

I lost my best friend to Hastags in 'Nam. Keep em off my lawn!!!

Real time evidence of the slide into the disturbingly accurate portrayal of a dystopian future in “Idiocracy”. Pass the Brawndo.

Excellent. We’ll done.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

Love it!!!

Put ground cinnamon on your soil. It kills the larvae.

I went the other way, built my house out of structural pigs…

Those and round phone jacks about every 10 feet or so. There’s a phone jack in the hallway! Not even connected to a landline anymore. And because we opted for the ultra-deluxe old home, an intercom system that made a zapping noise accompanied by a perfect little curl of smoke when we turned it on for the first time. Yeeeehaaaaaa!!!