Do the rectangle presses have to form a sort of order? Or can you optimize your pressing by rolling your head on them until the day is over?

You want a job to get cum out of fish?

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash Need to get away, need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I Jizz in my pants

Loomer locked herself up at Twitter, the CEO said nah let her tire herself out and then Loomer asked police to cut her out 2 hours later

Props my dude. Don’t feel ashamed by that!

I got a coworker who cannot stand ruffle chips. Like, not just the texture, but the sound it makes grinding on each other.

Totally! I did a ride along with a bunch of boomer bikers riding harleys while I rode my “crotch rocket”. Half were police officers. it was weird to be anti-establishment in our get up and watch the ride leader radio police to back off.

Totally agree on the meth bikers. They’re scary.

1. Museums have Night events where they serve beer. There’s three of them happening in my city this month at a Art Museum, science Museum, and a Arboretum. Wine is often at gallery showings.

2. Depending on your state laws, You may be able drink at a public park. Review your States laws. Many forbid open containers.

3. Review your state laws. Again, it “depends”. In New Jersey, you are allowed to drink in public.

Because people can’t act like fucking adults and so this has been banned in public places.

Again not true. Millions of people drink responsibility. If your statement was correct, then every single bar would be a haven for violence and destruction. Yet most cities are now allowing CHILDREN into bars and converting them into family friendly establishments.

I’m not Pro-alcohol - it’s literally poison for your body to give you a pleasant reaction. But Jesus Christ, if you’re going to use blanket statements, do some research. This is the same line of thinking as “DRUGs is BAAAAAAD”. Like no?

Sadly, Edibles aren’t legal all around the world.

We aren’t there yet.

As a person who likes to drink a beer to take the edge off, meh.

You don’t need alcohol or drugs to be a disruptive asshole.

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Hopefully you downvoted.

Because if you agree, then it’s NOT an unpopular opinion.

Maga punk: Love cops. Sees black guy kneeling in football games a disgrace. Supports Felon. Thinks pedos are disgusting except when it’s Trump. Doesnt understand the lyrics to punk songs. Believes they’re a victim because someone called them a bad name. Wants to protect babies with action but school shootings is thoughts and prayers.

One party was REALLY upset when we tried to take down Confederate statues.

Did they forget to draw an arrow to her skin and point out how she’s either black or indian? Or is this the “friendly version”?

Yep! He’s moved employees between the two companies too.

I remember when Lyft and Uber were first coming out, they used to do cool shit like bringing you around in a cat van. Or bring you to a dog party.

I missed that wild fun energy.

As Americans, we should eat more meat organs. The amount of Americans who get excited by eating a chicken leg but then get disgusted at eating the chicken gizzard is too high.

I eat the tail too. Not because of cultural reasons, but because lazy AF and ain’t nobody got time to separate them.

Its also why I dont eat fish that isn’t deboned.

Do it.

Lock eyes with the chef.

Don’t let them win.

I’m devastated.

My hot dogs…