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Cake day: June 30th, 2023

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  • I’m going to pat in the crap out of everything.

    Like if you push a button in the direction your character is facing you move in that direction. I’m going to patent that shit.

    Then I’m going to patent that if you push button and the opposite direction of your character, if it’s a 3D game you turn around. And then I have ab separate patent with having the character walk backwards.

    I’ll just take the absolute piss out of the most basic things and absolutely everything I can find. And then throw a bunch of frivolous patent lawsuits at Nintendo.

    I know it’s petty. But maybe a Nintendo like many other corporations in the gaming industry have just been around maybe a little too long and have lost the vision and the purpose. Cuz at this point Nintendo’s not even trying. But they are heavily relying on nostalgia for sales. They’re more known for being a litigious company than a gaming company.









  • I’ve experienced stuff like this.

    I think the last time I tried being above and beyond type of host, had a bunch of people coming over for a big weekend. I thought I do something really special and make steaks. But this wasn’t just going to be like any grilled steak no no no. These steaks were going to be prepped the night before and then sous vide. But before I even started this plan I reached out to everyone and said what I was planning to do and ask if there were any issues with it, any requests, etc. I describe to everyone and great detail what I was going to make. Not one person said anything other than the “sounds good”.

    If you’re unfamiliar with sous vide the short of it is it takes a long time to cook. Generally it’s measured in hours I’d say. As such I need to cook all of the steaks at the same temperature for the same amount of time I don’t have the setup at home to do individual orders.

    One of the individuals once they got here, asked if I could make them a hamburger instead. Like I was a fucking restaurant.

    And another one slathered it with ketchup without even trying it without. Claimed it was overcooked and dry. 🤨

    Thankfully everyone else thoroughly enjoyed their perfect steaks.

    Other times I would buy up a bunch of stuff so we could have breakfast. Like a proper breakfast, not just a handful of carbs in calling it good. But people would wake up late despite knowing when breakfast was going to be on. And then say they weren’t hungry. And not 30 minutes out the door, talking about picking up something or swinging by somewhere to quick grab a bite.



  • This is what everyone wanted! Another “as a service” game! Oh, and look, a store front!

    and partner with some “Sims” players to sell their own custom in-game content through the EA store as “Creator Kits.”

    Would those “players” be musicians? 100% someone is already trying to figure out how to “collab” with Katy Perry. Big IPs of other franchises (movies/games/anime)? Are they going to do limited timed events to really push the FOMO? Did they see Fortnite and thought “Lets do that!”.









  • If the statistic were reversed, you’re going to tell me that you wouldn’t care?

    I’d be calling bullshit still. Sensationalized “stats” for the sake of views on “news”/blogs/podcasts is nothing new and I will not subscribe to it. I’m not sure which fallacies are in play here but I suspect it’s several.

    If 95% of murders were committed by women? You don’t need to answer, I already know.

    You really don’t.

    This is a thread about Rebecca Cheptegei and you bring Vance into this… something 100% unrelated and is frankly, disrespected to the deceased. The problem is, you spend way to much time on the internet/news cycle and now you have a screwed up view of reality. You need to largely disconnect from the internet for a significant period of time