You’ve sold your soul for a very slightly better handjob. Nowhere does the contract say it’s mind-blowingly better.
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Would be a nubjob, and wouldn’t be as hard to be better than.
Or you get your hands removed
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•What Fox News is using to show how scary Socialism is for America
19·8 days agoMaybe the graphics designers are insiders?
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Television@piefed.social•Christina Ricci shared a post shaming Jimmy Fallon for having Conor McGregor on his showEnglish
7·18 days agoIn the UK? He’s Irish, like Irish Irish, not wannabe-English Irish.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Signal, DuckDuckGo, and NordVPN threaten to exit Canada if metadata surveillance law passesEnglish
10·1 month agoI use two of those in the UK as well. Would prefer not to also lose them
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World News@lemmy.world•UK Justice Secretary: Sikhs ‘privilege’ to carry a blade as part of their faith can be taken away if necessary English
82·1 month agoAnd for once this person was white. Can’t see Stephen Yelly ranting about black Brits dying under police supervision.
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Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.world•Triple-action diabetes jab shown to reduce blood sugar and body weightEnglish
2·1 month agoIf it’s sub-cut then they’re going to need to change needle first. 1mL should be okay.
That being said, I don’t think I’ve ever left a bubble in a non-IV injection. Does it feel weird?
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How many sexual partners have you had?
9·1 month agoWhy do you ask?
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PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•The RAM crisis is resurrecting DDR4 memory and motherboard production as hardware cycle reverses - CPU, GPU, and RAM production are going back in time, for consumers anywayEnglish
32·1 month agoI had plenty of fun playing Cyberpunk on my steam deck hooked up to a 1080p monitor running upscaled at around 30fps.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Hope Springs Eternal [Feral Mills]
4·1 month agoGotta say though, Be Gay, Do Crimes hits better for me.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Hope Springs Eternal [Feral Mills]
10·1 month agoHave you checked out Trash Future?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•People who have worked in customer service: Did you ever get hit with a "Do you know who I am!?" Did you in fact know who they were?
6·1 month agoI work for the NHS. I’d lose my job if I told anyone what famous people I’ve worked with.
Not that I have met anyone famous at work.
Do some resistance training to restrengthen your legs, and start building stamina through cycling (standing or outdoor). Cycling is great because it’s possible to go from extremely low intensity (barely faster than walking pace) to vomit intensity with no change in impact.
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Bicycling@lemmy.world•I used to think flat bar gravel bikes were silly, now I've tried one I know they're silly, but I'm into itEnglish
1·2 months ago4 or 5? I can only think of three… Up on the hoods, down in the drops, and relaxed on the flats (relaxed perhaps a misnomer - I don’t like not having my fingers on the brakes).
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has there ever been an industry that's been "enshittified" and then un-"enshittified"?
2·2 months agoI like a session IPA, genuinely. It’s just when all you taste is stupidly bitter hops that I can’t be arsed.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has there ever been an industry that's been "enshittified" and then un-"enshittified"?
131·2 months agoBut all you fucking export is over hopped swill and fucking Brooklyn Amber lager!
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Would snail/slug slime make a good "intimate" lube?
1·2 months agoI figured that would go without saying


Hmm… Speaking as a nurse, the benefits seem to be severely underestimated. You are basically guaranteed work because there will always be sick people. If you need flexibility there’s usually a department or specialty that will fit the hours you need, or you go locum. It is actually as interesting as you want it to be; if you want a specialty then there’s usually a route to advance along it. It opens up other avenues, e.g. public health, health research, admin (if you’ve lost your soul). It’s very social, and patients are often more than happy to talk if you like people. If you don’t like people then you just make sure you’re obviously concentrating and they’ll usually shut up.
If someone wanted to do science then went into nursing, then they’re probably doing practical sciences and don’t have to be missing out at all.
A great way to learn the cool shit doctors learn is to ask them about it.