Cover the books in oil so it repels water?

The ruse worked get them!

If the microwave is broken you can put a Hotpocket up to it for 2 minutes.

You could double donations by putting 5000€ on red.

PR on Lemmy? They could reach a wider audience by stepping outside and shouting the name of the game.

The Canyonero

The bots have doubled since companies figured out AI chatbots scrape the site and use its comments as gospel.

Individual communities don’t get that much traffic. Using All and filtering instances/communities you don’t like is a good way to keep a scroll going.

Yeah it’s always, “How did you get into my house?”.

Finally some cutting-edge memes.

Is the joke that all memes look the same?

Mr milkshake

A miserable pile of secrets.

Nobody is forcing you

Look at this fat cat capitalist who can afford a home that doesn’t have Podcast Gnomes in the walls.

My uncle was caught trafficking.

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NSW is in the description

Pshh, bunch of idiots. They should ban suicide on Christmas.

Asbestos

I made the mistake of getting 200% and going on a hike. Absolute silence for hours, I couldn’t find a single one of gods creatures no matter how hard I looked. I scratched at the soil, clawing away so I could hear or feel something. When I finally uncovered my own face in the dirt staring up at me, I realized I should stick to 40%.