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Cake day: August 8th, 2023

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  • Good morning, sir, how may I help?

    Why hello there, my partner has sustained a sting from the insect Vespula vulgaris and as a consequence is experiencing severe swelling in her genital area.

    Oh, how awful!

    (Mishearing the gentleman as saying "perform anal sex with your partner) thank you for your advice, the idea had not crossed my mind!