He doesn’t have the mental dexterity required to improv on the spot like that.

And just to be clear, we’re talking about something that’s done almost exclusively by men who spent the majority of their lives undergoing repeated head trauma.

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On second thought, forget the bike, I’ll just eat some pizza.

“If we stop testing [for covid] right now, we’d have very few cases, if any” - Donald Trump, 2020

Reminds me of that old single-serving parody website Zombo.

“Welcome to Zombo!”

“The infinite is possible at Zombo-com!”

“Anything at all.”

“The only limit is yourself.”

I gotta be honest, that’s a pretty sad Thanksgiving spread. I get it, not everyone’s a great cook and/or has the desire to toil over an elaborate meal, but homemade mac and cheese is not that hard and totally worth it.

That tracks… He’s proven himself to be quite forgettable.