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23 days agocolorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”
Destroyer of Worlds 3000
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
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oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.
I prefer Potato Platinum XL
6·28 days agoignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”
2·29 days agocould be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube
their window sticker makes me feel threatened
Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence
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You got time to duck?
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
3·1 month agowhy not stuff a pineapple with pizza itself? does it kill god? does it change the worlds polarity? does Italy disappear completely?
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
3·1 month agoDoon Doon Dak, Dak a Doon Dak
I’ll gay-woke everyone in this room. try me!
they spelled “Hello World!” wrong