Oh, I know.

It’s just funny, Rand Paul watching him mumble stupid shit at the Trump rally, and then thinking “Wow. What an excellent orator. We should make him the house speaker”.

Republicans won the house, right? So I doubt the next incumbent house speaker is not going to be a total piece of shit.

I doubt Elon will even acknowledge a nomination. House Speaker looks like a job where you can’t fly your private jets coast to coast nor tweet all fucking day nonstop.

Yes please give that man with that barely coherent Pretoria-English × US-attempting hybrid accent the job title of “Speaker”.

Are German prisons as scary as US (from what I’ve seen on TV) prisons or South African Prisons?

I’d rather die than spend two seconds in Pollsmoor prison.

Killing Thousands by refusing to pay for life saving medical procedures you can and are obligated to pay for: not terrorism

Popping the dude’s skull who did that with a $5 plastic gun: Terrorism