EveningCicada [he/him, they/them]

Mr. President we have found a whole armada of drug smuggling boats

You know that sound a soda bottle can make when it’s ever so slightly leaking? That’s the sound my new phone charger is making when in use

Isn’t that the guy who advocates for ethnic cleansing in Xinjiang?

e: I’m not sure, maybe I conflated him with some other ETIM person he was hanging with

e2: no, that is the guy

Wait a minute how did you know it was a white girl

Can’t go wrong with red pandas

That’s it. No more Mr. Noblesse oblige

I’ve heard that the youtube algorithm likes and prioritizes videos with stupid reaction face thumbnails, which is why everyone’s doing them even if it doesn’t suit the style of the video