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I always liked those old Punisher comics because they follow one of three plot lines

1. This is Tony Tortelli, hitman for the mafia and tonight the Punisher is going to shoot him dead
2. An old war buddy of Frank shows up and he has a problem that only guns will solve
3. Did you ever see The Substitute? Gymkata? American Ninja? Because this is an original story that in no way resembles those if you have

Don’t forget him threatening George W. Bush for sending a kill team after him

Don’t forget. I’m never more than nine milimeters away.

Darn tootin’, I did the same

Oh boy

More Deadpool

Yay

I do hope that Superman movie is good

I actually really like Superman

Ayup

Still love how he made the Irish mob have guns that shot potatoes

Hell yeah

Also, there have been Dogwelders since the Great Egyptian Empire and the title and powers are passed down with the welding mask and torch

I am not making this up

Ah yes, the Sov-City arc

It’s kind of hard to describe Hitman because it hits a lot of different notes, but yeah it’s got a lot of satire. Any time a DC character shows up, something funny is about to happen.

But it’s also got some of the best drama to happen in a comic book about professional killers.

To this day, I still get a little teary thinking about the ending, because it’s just that good.

I can’t really define it, but I know it when I see it

Especially since superhero stuff isn’t so much a genre as it is a convention of the storytelling they’re doing

For example, Swamp Thing has superheroes in it, but Swamp Thing itself is not a superhero comic because they’re rarely the focus

One of my favorite comics, Hitman, has superheroes in it. In fact, the main character has paranatural abilities that would in fact make him a superhero if it weren’t for the fact that he hates using them and is a hitman. He still goes up against paranatural and metahuman threats, but its not a superhero comic if that makes sense

Also famous for touching women without consent

Advanced Idea Mechanics

Picture if all the Silicon Valley techbros were willing to kill to make slightly faster computers