FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

“Calm down! That’s his leg…”

I can’t be the only one who sees this as: “Don’t listen to this nerd! Also, don’t you want to check your phone?”

“It’s a good thing I don’t know what a cm is, or I’d feel violently insecure right now!”

Marxism

Mar xism

Mar Xi sm

Gasp, they’re right!

Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?

The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.

“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”

One month later

“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”

Y’know…if a country can be completely erased by a woman wearing a shirt with a picture of fruit on it, perhaps that country lacks legitimacy?

And that’s not even with the “real man” window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they’re hauling

“Ask not, ‘Can we afford to?’ but ‘Can we afford not to?’ Have you seen the MIC lately?!”

“What?! No! My identity is “Truck”. And the bigger the truck the more my identity it is!”

This terrible mistake is being politicized by Russia

Holy shit, pleeease just stop thinking about how much the Canadian government supports Nazis

“Of the two, I’m the most pro-union president I can remember in American history.”

“most pro-union president … in American history.”

Court documents show the charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

At least three sources of video of him committing murder, six shots worth of ballistics used to commit murder, and the body of the man he just murdered is a lack of evidence?!

🎵 We’ll send him shitty contracts
the worst we can find

He’ll have to strike through them all
and we’ll monitor his mind 🎵

Heavy Crossbow

Heavy Crossbow

I wonder if there was family drama when Tommy Boy came out:

“You can’t make a movie where the bad guy is an evil capitalist who doesn’t care about the auto-workers. That’s a direct attack on your cousin!”

It’s not what I was hoping for but that was still a fun video

Fun fact: the number of school days in the USA ranges from 170 to 185.

So at 188 we’re averaging over 1 casualty involved shooting per school day now. The meme isn’t even a joke anymore

our capitalism

lol, no

Always the same map