I, as the doctor, didn’t pick you. Your organs happen to be compatible with all five recipients. It’s still random chance, you’re just unlucky because your organs work best.

So, we gonna chop you up, or not?

And how does a scammer get my contacts?

So philosophical debate on this topic is meaningless, because utilitarism is obviously correct?

Please take off your clothes and lay down here, I have five patients in desperate need of organ transplants.

You just made me remember The Coma Machine.

One day I’ll figure out the meaning of the song. Real banger, but still don’t have a full picture. One day.

So sind liberale Kapitalisten nunmal. Sie würden nicht nur ihre eigenen Mütter für ein bisschen Profit verkaufen, sondern auch das eigene Land an die Faschisten verschenken, nur damit die Linie ein wenig mehr nach oben geht.

Yes, I’m a Fedora user.

And yes, I own the Fedora type coffee thingy.

But I only use Fedora because of the great atomic variants, and I only own that thingy because I don’t drink coffee, and it’s a cheap way to still offer some to guests.

Excuse me, but they’re only diamonds if they come from regions with soil drenched in the blood of child workers. From other regions it’s called “sparkling rocks”.

Ooooh boy, that’s a nice one, almost got me!

99/zyxw/ABC

Nah, go further back and carve next to all kinds of fossils the word “dog”

I want a spinoff focusing on animals fucking with humans in ancient times, like paw prints in bricks or on documents. Must be a treasure trove of hilarious antics throughout the times

Wrong sub, this article is about The Onion

I’m not sure that it can be clearly delineated as a time loop or a causality loop, it’s honestly a mix of both - though you’d probably call it a causality loop, as each “instance of a person” only experiences the loop once.

Well yes, you didn’t get first ads. But what about second ads?

What about stories about time travel that ultimately form a closed loop? There’s one that has people moving forwards and backwards through time, yet forms a closed loop at the end: >!Dark!<

You’re asking the wrong questions. Did they measure from heel to big toe? Or did they use the foot of one of those “second toe is longest” freaks?

Why does she look like an 80s B-movie alien wearing a human mask?

Absolutely, I’m still regularly shocked how normalized those words have become. They are absolutely accurate from a corporate perspective, but why are we all using those same words? They reduce any creative endeavors to the positive effect on the extraction of wealth by the rich through influencing others into buying shit they don’t need or want. “Influencer” should be a pejorative, not a job title!

You mean on Iraqi landscapes?

I swear, cats always see a third-person-view of themselves and sit/lay down in the most aesthetically pleasing way.