I hate how this is how we found out, but we are all indeed Russian bots

Ted Cruz is such a liberal he’s doing the TACO meme lol

I’m surprised they didn’t reanimate the corpse of Andy Kaufman and have him wrestle random women

6 feet under in Lakeview cemetery. Big old heart shaped headstone. Her face is plastered all over town though so that’s cool.

Yeah I’m specifically looking for non fed posting answers. Not looking to throw my life away for Jerry fucking Seinfeld. I’m not opposed to spending money either but I’d also prefer not to have to buy a bunch of tickets to his show.