GeckoChamber [he/him]

On reddit, every fandom has “circlejerk” shadow for the people who do not understand the concept of a joke, so they can post “Outjerked again: can you believe this person actually believes a shrimp fried their rice XD” over and over again

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has a pair of those spy shoes with a knife blade that pops out the front

American guy who thinks both parties are the same, they are both awesome. He posts stuff like this:

Some of you have not taken a shit so large in the Burger King bathroom that they had to call in an extra employee, and it shows

Your work of fiction has a woman in it? What are you, some kind of gooner??

I just checked, and it seems people are still making the “it’s not like the revolution will come any time soon” argument for reformism.

[The Beatles if they were into seriously dehydrated women]

She’s not a girl who pisses much / Do do do do do do, oh yeah

That’s so bad I reflexively tried to downvote this post

The scene where they bring around a side character to go at the weight of the training clothing, but it’s them discovering the book you were reading was written by Hegel

People love saying “this is how we did it for thousands of years” about things that we started doing in the mid-1800s

I always got bad vibes from Jeffrey Epstein, should have guessed he was homophobic

Uh folks, it’s actually Divisive to unite different but linked causes into one movement, please keep all activity separated for the sake of unity

“Yes this was morally correct in and of itself, but what if I made an extremely weak argument about precedent?”

How can you condemn the January 6th Capitol Attack when, if there had actually been a coup, millions of real actual Americans would have celebrated?

I’ve been thinking this a lot lately

Might start doing the weird New York chauvinism, but about my apartment instead. Where else in the whole world could you drink a nice cup of tea, put on some boot socks for warmth, and jack off?

It’s so cool how they both designed and programmed the Windows multiple keyboard layout functionality wrong, as a joke, I assume

Saw a trailer for some YA fantasy movie, and the central (only?) line of dialogue was “you must quest to the sea of monsters”. Surely the film must have a less generic line in there somewhere

I am currently drinking tea with a fork

The recent events are a staged diversion to distract you from the fact that Santa Claus’ name was all over the Epstein Files, follow the cookies