They’ll make his a tourist attraction

I would start the sentence with the things I liked the most about myself and follow it with connecting phrases to include additional ancillary facts about myself that are interesting.

Obama would have been impeached for flipping the bird.

Leftists fall for Russian propaganda too. It’s sad to see people fall into doomerism & think they’re morally superior for doing nothing

Hippy, politically correct, feminist, SJW, woke…

It doesn’t matter how many times you rebrand ~not being an awful person~ people will always make goodness the enemy