An actual exchange in a group my wife was in, back before we were even dating:

Player: “I wanna catch the stone from his sling! What should I roll for that?”

DM: “Damage.”

Volo sure has a lot to answer for.

I have promised myself a rogue named “Duncan Disorderly” but have yet to actually play him.

Put the “Master” in “Game Master!” ~Professor DM, Dungeon Craft

Me too, I backed the project but I’m not on the Patreon, so I gotta wait for my packet, lol. But if James was right in the last Q&A they posted to the YouTube, it should be out sometime next month!

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What does that mean?!

POODLE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!!

Shadowrun has entered the chat.

The “Help” action is so lackluster in D&D 5. I appreciate that it exists that IS certainly a step up. But you do nothing with your turn (not very exciting), and your friend has Advantage, which helps, but if I had a nickel for every time I failed a roll with Advantage, I could probably buy a new copy of the PHB.

(Only a small part of why my game of choice is something completely different.)

Yes! 😆

Wait… 😟

Nooo! 😭

I made up a bunch of these for my Savage Pathfinder game and… I think I used them once. >.>

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this before but it makes me chuckle every time.

Rope your girlfriend into it, Konsi, that’s what you have her for.

I am here for the return of the demotivational poster.

‘Lady Laeral’ is probably Laeral Silverhand, the Open Lord of Waterdeep, an canon character with an established romantic history–but it isn’t impossible. I guess we’ll find out!

WOOOOO NEW TALES FROM THE TABLES!

You would think a half-orc would ‘get it’ more readily… Apparently not.

You can’t fool me, I’ve read your other comics. But for the sake of not spoiling everyone else, I’ll refrain from commenting on whether the plot gets ‘re-railed’, nudge-nudge, wink-wink.

My Savage Pathfinder players did this to me in our last session. “Okay, there aren’t that many guys once you’ve climbed up here, so I’m gonna do this as a Quick Encounter…” Player uses “Surprise” card, immediately throwing them into a more difficult fight. Me: (sigh) “Ohhhhh-kaayyyyyy…”

Konsi, Lucas Swiftriver, Icefall Investigator. Where did you learn your keen fashion sense?

Hey, @ahdok@ttrpg.network would you be alright with me sharing your comics to my local facebook group for gaming if I link back to your site? Our gaming community isn’t huge, so I wouldn’t expect it to be a ton of extra traffic, but they’re really cute comics and I know some people will like them.