Harris ran a shit campaign and paid the price. It’s no one’s fault but hers and the Democratic Party’s as a whole.

Old comedy podcast

Can’t see him without thinking of the Cumtown bit

Piping hot chili with ladle

On a long enough timeframe, even the strongest-willed will want to die eventually

Surprised they called their shot, they usually like it to be a surprise so people can’t evacuate

Rest In Power

Was worried that the actual Onion had posted Liberalism, but thankfully it’s some knockoff

“You SOB, I’m in.”

and at the

Big animals produce big shits

funny lil guy

Irish Doomsday Clock

When will we have a president that calls us “boils and ghouls” instead of “fellow Americans”?

It turns out straights were the gayest of all

Pepsi Weiner Sandwich