lol, I think I meant to say “cave” but the idea of cumming from hearing about the possibility of having testicular torsion is too funny to fix.

I bought Anno 1800 through uPlay and, to be fair, the app is not too bad, but now that I’m on Linux idk if I’d be able to get it working again. Not that I necessarily have interest to play again.

I was worried I had testicular torsion but didn’t think my pain was high enough for it, but there’s only so many times you can read stuff like “getting it addressed within X hours has Y% chance of saving the testicle” before you came lol. (It was actually a UTI or something.) The doc told me that it’s a 10, “well, more like an 11.”

Source?

Person: offers you an apple

You: “Personally, I prefer organic, homemade apple pie! Not APPLE SLOP!”

The fediverse chick never messaged you?

I was like “do I?” And looked around my room for the first thing I could use as an improvised club and my eyes landed on a sex toy.

Incorrect, 10 is the average for the average human.

Wisdom is such a weird attribute in ttrpgs, it is often overloaded with the concept of perception. But at the same time I don’t necessarily think it should be split to it’s own thing, more attributes aren’t necessarily better.

What is “my guy syndrome” and how do I handle it?

That spoiler does happen in X3 though lol. But I remember telling some young relatives that Kylo Ren was Luke Skywalker after Force Awakens came out. He was despondent. I really regretted making the joke. Like he was just straight up laying on the floor staring at the ceiling. I thought it was obvious he wasn’t Luke so I thought it was a funny thing to say.

Mario Kart 8 was previously at the fourth spot for best-selling games of all time (units sold), with the title pushing 78.02 million copies across the Wii U and Nintendo Switch. Now Red Dead Redemption 2 has taken its place, and the only games ahead of it are Wii Sports with 82.9 million units (bundled with Wii U consoles), Grand Theft Auto 5 with over 220 million units sold-in to date, and in the first spot, we have Minecraft with over 350 million sold.

I have a similar joke but it’s the good guys win.

When I was a teenager, I was seeing X-Men 3 in theaters. A man comes in late and sits next to me. He points at Jean Grey and asks:

And, the answer was, no, that did not happen yet. 😤

Because they’re all over the sidewalk lol. I have a tree in my yard.

Not you, the comment prior.

I don’t think relative dates is associated with proprietary software or enshitification. I’m using Lemmy over Jerboa (both FLOSS and not enshitified) and it uses relative dates.

When was your comment made? I didn’t strip out any information.

lol that won’t go well

Why’d you have to ditch gaming? I play games all the time on Linux. Steam works just fine.