Dude speaks as if Israel and Palestine have spent the past 5 decades being The Near Eastern equivalent of Sweden and Denmark, rather than locked in a neverending vendetta that makes beefing between The Crips and The Bloods seem like playground scraping, by comparison

Republicans fall in line, while Democrats want their Presidential candidates make them fall in love

Both Biden AND Trump are running on the false hope that they’ll survive till the end of a 2nd term in office

Craig Pittman was right on the money, when he pointed out that Florida shapes the direction of the entire nation

The nation that brought us The Third Reich isn’t eager to have outsiders on their soil?! This is more shocking than discovering that allowing your teen son to sleep over at Brian Peck’s house will likely result in Jr needing a lifetime of trauma therapy

Exactly why we must now take Israel’s threat to revoke SBC’s citizenship seriously

Da Ali G Show was brilliant. The rest of his solo work has been shit

They’ll retract Sacha Baron Cohen’s citizenship, and leave The West saddled with him, his shitty movies, and the irreparable wreck of his once brilliant career

Do so before The IDF wipes the entire fucking place(And everyone in it)out, once and for all

First they came for low rise jeans, and I did not speak out—because I’m more of a breast man than an ass man

Then they came for the mini-skirts, and I did not speak out—because I don’t wear skirts myself

Then they came for the bikini, and I did not speak out—because the corner of the globe I live in has 3 distinct seasons, and I don’t currently live near the shore

Then they kicked in the door while I was showering, and hauled me off to prison—and there was no one left to speak for me, or practicioners of nudity more generally

Damn straight!!! Roe V Wade getting the chop here in The US has just exacerbated this plague even further

“Soon, millions across the land will be showering, sleeping, and fucking, all without any clothes on. It’ll be the worst human catastrophe since The Black Plague swept across the medieval world!!!”

Sauron pulled a Hans Gruber https://youtu.be/TSdpRP_bVOM?si=P3olCvJLgwZ2kwpH on Galadriel

Emily Ratajkowski has BEEN so afflicted for over a decade now. Hasn’t prevented anyone from eyeing her up and down

She’s got the hots for him, clearly

Give the man credit for finally saying what he actually means

Was anyone else aware that nudity isn’t simply a case of undress, but a virus, which can be spread like chickenpox? I sure as hell wasn’t, prior to reading this story

“Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive?”

That would be exploratory surgery, not an autopsy

Queefs are no laughing matter. You’ll discover this, once you’ve taken a woman to bed

Toe-Maytoe, Tah-Mahtoe Queef, Pussy Fart