threw staplers

Didn’t some US congressperson do this lol

What if they were all dripped out with gold chains and diamond grills and it was Lord of the Blings

Remember when 56% of people surveyed were in favor of banning Arabic numerals?

Encyclo-pedo-a Brit-man-ica

I’d let her peg me for sure.

Peg Bundy and Ripley from Aliens were my first tv crushes.

BDSMAOism

This image is very hard to parse. Like the right side uses totally different metrics. What even is it saying? (I think I know but the image sucks ass)

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Hard Bossman

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Not to nitpick but in this case the groomed ones would be the agents, the groomers would be officers. Common mistake. Agent = asset knowingly or unknowingly, officer = actual employee.

💯 This is a honeypot instigated by the feds themselves.

They’re 12

Yeah I remember being on a call the night of the invasion with a Russian comrade, we were both still under the impression they would not invade and it was just more US scaremongering but as soon as they did we both came to the same conclusion, the west would press Ukraine to fight to the end and it would and badly for them. And well, here we are.

Your framing is extremely dishonest. We simply recognize the one itable outcome and wish western governments and the Nazi captured Ukraine regime would stop pressing unwilling people into a clearly unwinnable war. We have been correct about this position from the start.

Lmao that was the exact scene I was thinking of when I wrote that. I had to pause it and go smoke a cigarette while processing it and then explain to my neighbor that I wasn’t crying. I was literally in tears.

I just watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and it was really good. That director knew exactly how to utilize him. RDJ is actually talented unlike Musk.

It’s lemmy.zip my expectations of those libs are beneath the floor, which coincidentally is where they belong.

This is like yelling at the cashier at Starbucks for corporate policy.

It is fundamentally not like that. Eat my ass.