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I’m going all-in on shitpost.
Military personnel are still just people doing the job…just like the rest of us.
Go on…you have my attention…
That’s just the lid…usually the toilets are about knee high.
But I would never NOT have a bidet in my house ever again. And yes, I’m in the U.S.
Ah…thank you! Now we’re in the spirit!
I can’t believe I haven’t seen a “your mom” joke in here yet! WTF people?!? ;D
There’s three of us!
I love keeping them on the phone as long as possible! It’s damn-near a hobby of mine.
Today I got one I’ve never heard before. They were from the “Automobile Collision” Company that said they have money for me from my accident! I like free money…let’s do this!
They transferred me three times up the chain…final one was their lawyer - that’s where the call dropped. Suffice it to say…I was disappointed to not hear the end.
One of my favorites, in case y’all would like to use it - I claimed (in a Southern drawl) I was an Alligator Hunter…in Nevada. “Business is a bit slow…and I can’t go to the zoo no more.” Kept them on the line for 44 minutes…almost beat my record.
There’s TWO of us out there!!!
I like you…your humor sounds as twisted as mine! Don’t ever change!
But…but…if your glasses are on the bedside table WHILE you’re sleeping - how to you get any reading accomplished?!? ;)
Apparently I got old enough to require reading glasses now (FML) - so reading before bed isn’t as easy an option.
So I found audiobooks via my local library (in the U.S.) that I can just download - w00t!
I still PREFER the old “dead-tree” format, but audiobooks have become a replacement.
And don’t forget - you can increase the speed of the narrator if you feel like their speaking-cadence is too slow.
Damn…I guess I’ll start digging for change out of the cushions - with this economy, my mother may have pipe-wielders show up at my door to collect.
KC needs to lose…I need that $5 from my elderly mother when they do! Betting against my Cadinals…she’s out of her mind!
Damn…I’m going to be getting a lot of dog videos from my parents.
It’s SFW if you’re crossing the Equator?