Fuck yes. Finally!

Aneurysm post

Yeah but they’ve been letting people from India scam everyones grandparents for decades. They clearly have no morals what-so-ever.

Think how much better America could be if all the MAGAts were deported instead. I don’t know who would be willing to take them aside from Russia, but I also don’t care as long as they’re not here.

Got it. Thanks!

He’s too busy eating shit.

I don’t know anything about him. In what way is he comically the opposite of what would be desired for this role?

It’s not your “gf” if you’re paying actual cash for it.

The article mentions Toys’R’Us, was it also written by AI or did I slip into a universe where they didn’t go out of business?

Website doesn’t exist or something.

Have you been lobotomized or do you just work for Nintendo?

This was the exact sentiment that crossed my mind. The amount of money these dipshits have available and they’re eating that crap? I don’t even believe it. This HAD to be a photo op to make the idiots believe “Wow they eat what I eat” before they rolled in the burnt steak with ketchup and whatever else they actually prefer.

Deport them… To HELL!

I mean, clearly the underwear is worn like the left and the pants like the right.

It’s broken clocks.

Greed. Greed. Greed.

If we want renewable energy we should attach some kind of turbine to Carl. He must be spinning at a pretty good clip right about now.

Thanks man.

My trust in insurance companies is so low that I wouldn’t put it past them to get one report of an actual bear attacking a vehicle, doing the math to determine that it would be cheaper to pay some dude to dress up as one and take the fall than it would be to pay out on a single car.

That’s where my trust level with insurance companies is.

Yeah but, it’s on Epic. So, pass.